I
knew it was a great idea to bring my clippers on the
bus today... I figured it was time to give PP a nice
buzz cut... maybe I should've mentioned the fact that
those clippers had been used to trim pubes many a time...
ehh.. no biggie... so yeah.. 
After
the initial swipe... PP really couldn't stay mad.. what's
he gonna do after that... glue it back on his head???
I even used that incident to my advantage when we came
across Vanessa... this 4 foot 8 inch puerto rican piece
of ass! I offered her a hundred bucks to help us fix
the monstrosity of a hair cut that PP was sporting..
and you know how puerto rocks are...
anything
for the ca$h! I couldn't get over how fuckin' short
this chick was.. she could almost completely stand up
in the van!  This
chick was just 2 inches above the legal height of a
little person... I love that shit.. all compact and
shit.. Big c cup breasts on a short chick make them
look that much bigger.. not to mention her juicy round
butt... as we've all come to learn..
I.
the Dirty One.. have that gift of gabb and can sell
water to a whale...  with
that being said... the sex filming the ensued is one
for the books! Don't believe me.. check the trailer....
it was great! The Dirty One....
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Stefanie and JT played the swinging couple role beautifully...
sheesh.. I was almost convinced! After making a quick
pit stop, your boy D. Sanchez strolled past Sandra sitting
on the entrance of the hotel I soiled.. She was waiting
for her parents to come back from one of the many conventions
that go down here... 
Stefanie
did a good job of coaxing this sweet piece of ass into
our clutches.... ALRIGHT STEF! Once we got going.. things
pretty much unfurled as usual... Great natural breasts
from both chicks is always a sight for sore eyes...
plus that both of these broads had such great bubble
butts and were so anxious to share them was fantastic!
Nothing
like filiming some hardcore amateur sex in the back
of a 15 1/2 passenger van..muahahaha... Enjoy this one
fellas.. it was fun.. The Dirty One...
Ugs
won and PP had to deal with us picking up the most ghetto
fabulous broad we could get our hands on... And then
there was Trinity....So what if the first glimpse of
this dominican/rican broad was her sifting thru a pile
of clothes on the curb... haha... and so what if she
was so ghetto that even Ugs was taken aback! This chick
had spunk and was perfect for the job! PP tried to make
a run for it.. but instead chose to honor his wager
to the Ugliest one of 'em all! After snoring thru Trin's
hard knock life sobb story and passing by an ATM.. it
was a wrap! PP was so mean to this chick.. when she
got on her knees to give Presto a cock wash with her
tongue... he had trouble getting hard! After we were
cleared for lift off.. 
the
blowjob turned out better than we all thought cuz Preston
was willing to shove his dick in her tight hood rat
pussy! This chick had a great ass... guess it's all
that govt. cheese.... and watching her butt cheeks ripple
with every thrust was great.... I knew the fucking would
be up to par... Ho's are usually good at that.... after
walloping her visage with a bucketful of cum.. it was
rib time! 
So
after asking Trinity to take out the trash for us..
we rode off into the sunset... luckily for us the rocks
that were heaved towards us didn't break a tail light
or a window.. HA! Let this be a lesson to all of you
out there.. never think you can outdrink Ugs.... he
practices at spermbanks for goodness sake... YOU DON'T
WANT NONE! Enjoy.. The Dirty One... 
it's
fucking nuts! Well.. in testimonial of the chaos.. Ugs
was at the recieving end of a drunk driver's bumper..
haha! That fucker got his shits fucked..arm in the sling
and all of that! So he finally came out of his groggy
state to return to the helm of the Bang Bizzus!!! God
I'm awesome! Anyways.. we were on the hunt for any stragglers
of the holiday weekend when we came across Melissa.
This latina chick had some of the greatest natural d
tits I've seen in a while! 
Toasty
brown nipps and all! She was so giddy when she saw the
camera that I forgot to tell her (on purpose) that we
weren't a tv station! but loves the cock.... hmmm...
so the best way that I could think of to shut her up
was to get her to give PP a nice long wet blowjob. Her
dick sucking skills were definitely up to par!!! Sheesh..
you'd think she was starving the way she was sucking
on the dick... 
then
came the steamy sex filming that was so intense my lens
was still fogged up when we kicked Melissa to the curb!
Her luscious huge boobs bouncing up and down were just
... well damn! Enjoy this one fellas.. I sho nuff did...
The Dirty One...
I had to re-read that to make sure I typed the wrong
fucking name... anyways.. This broad Avi was hanging
out window shopping with her tongue hanging out....
Avi
was so willing to celebrate this occasion.. all ready
to give PP a blowjob and let me film some great amateur
sex... she's a trooper! As do all things that are great...
they must come to an end... so when we were done "celebrating"
with Avi..
yeah.. haha.. like I'd really do some gay shit like
that.. anyways... enjoy the shoot!! It was fun... I
think we should celebrate PP's birthday every week now...
it makes for great footage! The Dirty One...